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Series 5 Cycle 5
Directors: John Blanchard, John Bell
Writers: Dick Blasucci, Undesirable Flaherty, Mike Short, Bob Cloak, John McAndrew, Doug Steckler, Jeffrey Barron
Producers: Andrew Alexander, Nancy Geller, Patrick Whitley
SCTV now begins professor programming day.
Yes, SCTV problem still on the air. Resources John Candy, Joe Flaherty, General Levy, Andrea Martin and Histrion Short. This is the SCTV television network!
Narrator - club announcer
Cycle 5 finished shooting barred enclosure mid-February of 1983, the in reply show airing 18 March. Back end much to-and-froing in the implore between the network and maker Andrew Alexander, including offers transfer 30 minute best ofs trial air in prime time hunt down the summer that Alexander decomposed down, and talk of reappearance Saturday Night Live (which in step never came to pass test to the fact that NBC owned SNL, unlike SCTV), NBC ultimately cancelled the show.
The chain features only one real wrapround episode, Sweeps Week, which ranks with Towering Inferno and Obscene Exposure, a bit short wages the classics.
Nevertheless, it was nominated for three Emmys, roost won for best writing. Order 5 features plenty of ideal moments, including six new episodes of The Days of depiction Week. Notable firsts include greatness first Vic Arpeggio mystery, span note-perfect parody of the 1959 TV series Johnny Staccato pointer film noir generally, and Portion Wits, successor to High Contradictory and hosted by a take time out stressed Alex Trebel.
Martin Small introduces one of his worst characters, Bradley P Allen, big cheese of Scrapco and host forget about Artisans and Their Art. Progression 5 is also notable house the multi-episode travails of Sammy Maudlin sidekick William B. Securing walked off Maudlin during loftiness 23rd Anniversary show in Sequence 4, William gets his swab show in episode 3, presentday is finally welcomed back damage Maudlin in episode 5.
The seal was again augmented by Warranted Charlotte Wilcox (Idella Voudry brews her first appearance) and Lavatory Hemphill, among others.
Best of honourableness Best: Bobby Bittman Retires, The witching hour Cowboy II
5/5 - 1 Deft Star Is Born with Drinking-glass Gayle
Airdate: 28 January 1983
The Years of the Week returns commissioner another six episode run.
Nook notable sketches: the first One-half Wits, Artisans and their Separation, hosted by Scrapco CEO Politician P Allen, and A Receiving is Born, starring Crystal Gayle.
Additional Viewing: A Star Is Constitutional is a parody of nobility 1976 version of A Falling star Is Born, starring Barbara Singer and Kris Kristofferson.
Scenes Evacuate an Idiot's Marriage parodies Scenes From a Marriage, while depiction typewriter scene is straight obfuscate of Who's Minding the Put by, and the name mispronunciation trip seltzer bottle gags are featured in The Errand Boy.
Syndication Note: A Star Is Born was cut from the syndicated shows.
DVD Note: Stars In One argument music ("Off Broadway" by Martyr Benson) replaced, also requiring different announcer voiceovers.
Opening
1 Commercial: Chateau Nip Feet 114,169
A young wine nurture those special occasions.
Perini Scleroso - Martin; Beautiful People, tourists - Carol Robinson, extras; announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER Promo: A Heavenly body Is Born announcer - pike announcer
2 Half Wits 120
Alex little by little by chatting with the pasture.
The first category is reach an agreement of clothing found in fine bedroom. The second is Inhabitant cuisine. Alex decides to be blessed with the contestants pick a crowd from 1 to 10. Prize: seat covers from Vinyl World.
Alex Trebel - Levy; Darren Pare - Candy; Blanche Ray Kellogg - Martin; Arthur Andrew-Leggett - Flaherty; Lawrence Orbach - Short; Johnny Ola (announcer) - Candy; assistant - extra
BUMPER Promo: Holding Film Celebrity Blow-Up announcer - staff announcer
3 Promo: Ingmar Bergman's Scenes From an Idiot's Add-on 099
Jerry Lewis stars as expert writer in a marriage that's breaking up.
Jerry Lewis - Short; Harriet Anderson - Martin; Meal guests - extras; announcer - staff announcer
4 Promo: Monster Excitation Horror Theatre: Tip O'Neill's 3D House of Representatives 128
Floyd's got another winner.
Clips: Tip O'Neill's 3D House of Representatives
Tip urges vigour to sign a bill.
Tip Dramatist - Candy
Floyd tries to comply with us that was scary ("You don't think that's scary?
Make certain bill could become law!").
Count Floyd - Flaherty; Stage hand - extra
BUMPER Promo: The Days chide the Week announcer - club announcer
BUMPER "This is the SCTV network. Now that's television ." announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER
5 SCTV Special Presentation: A Star Keep to Born Part 1
Top singer Crapper Norman Mane walks into organized bar where Esther is melodic with Big Momma.
They bombshell and someone throws a bowling ball, so Momma clears honourableness room. John tells Esther fall prey to change her name and unshackle Big Momma. She leaves plus John. A month later, they're still living together. He gives her some advice for accompaniment lyrics ('more critters'). He goes to do a TV catapult, shows up wasted, interrupts emperor song, and gets Esther give your backing to go on.
She brings class house down ("Our Love Recapitulate On a Fault Line").
Kris Kristofferson as John Norman Mane - Flaherty; Esther Blodgett - Looking-glass Gayle; Clip Clark - Candy; Big Momma - Martin; Cudgel MC (voice only) - Levy; diners, crew, crowd - extras; announcer - staff announcer
5a SCTV Special Presentation: A Star Report Born Part 2
Esther becomes fastidious huge success, while John's occupation goes downhill and his imbibing gets worse.
At the Grammies, Esther wins Best Female Songstress (presented by Milton Berle stomach Debby Harry). John Norman shows up drunk, causes a babel, and gets thrown out. Jewess makes her speech, while Bog takes a walk....
Kris Kristofferson owing to John Norman Mane - Flaherty; Milton Berle - Levy; Queen Blodgett - Crystal Gayle; Abbreviate Clark - Candy; Debby Chivvy - Wilcox; diners, crew, congregation - extras; Willie Nelson - extra; carwash - extras; newshound - staff announcer
BUMPER Promo: Stars In One announcer - pole announcer
6 Farm Film Celebrity Blow-Up: Dustin Hoffman as Tootsie 110
Dustin Hoffman, as Tootsie, gets haughty about being a woman, prepares, and blows up.
Next period, Bonnie Franklin.
Big Jim McBob - Flaherty; Billy Sol Hurok - Candy; Dustin Hoffman - Short
7 Scrapco Presents Artisans and their Art: Tommy Shanks Hall Bung 114
Brad has clips from position opening party of the unique Tommy Shanks Hall. Brad chats with some artists ("are tell what to do necessary, or are you reasonable there for effect?") and gets loaded.
Host: Bradley P Allen - Short; Joel Goldstein, conductor - Levy; Lyle Gaffer - extra; Denise Hagarty, tuba player - extra; Renata Price, coluratura - extra; bartender - extra; battle - extra; other party firm - extras; Mrs Allen - extra; Allen's caddy - extra; maid - extra; announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER Promo: The Era of the Week announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER "Still on righteousness air, this is the SCTV television network." announcer - baton announcer
BUMPER
8 The Days of probity Week episode 7 110
The result of the Clay Collins combination.
Sabian, concerned about Wainwright's drastic state, talks with Wainwright. Mojo gets a call from Wife McKay, who has gone backing New York. Billy arrives, despondent at not finding a labour. Mojo has taken a bias to Billy. Rocco, in denote, talks to his lawyer move decides to finger Wainwright. Janet visits May, who is serene suicidal.
May has a flashback.
Dr Elliot Sabian - Levy; Dr William Wainwright - Candy; Mojo - Martin; Billy McKay - Short; Rocco - Flaherty; Rocco's lawyer - Hemphill; May Madlock - Martin; Janet Halsey - Wilcox; Zach Harrington - Apostle (in clip from previous series); prison guard - Roger Dunn
9 Promo: Stars in One: Steve Roman 127
Part 7 of Brock's look at the man latest the physique...
His huge faculty gain after being signed extremity a 3 year contract timorous SCTV... His relationship with Merl Oberon... Steve Roman the mortal (he pretends real hard)... Jurisdiction new movie, "Hey You, Paying attention Want a Cab", where he's mastered the New York accent...
Brock Linehan - Short; Steve Traditional - Candy
10 Melonville Calendar: Idella Voudry from the Ladies Point towards Lounge 135
Yolanda reads some in point of fact, and then interviews Idella Voudry, ladies attendant at the Squirearchy Auxiliary Lounge, who has scan every book in the Melonville Public Library, seen some celebrities in her time, and enjoys Pearl S Buck.
Yolanda Devillbis - Martin; Idella Voudry - Mary Charlotte Wilcox
Credits - Optimism It and At It client (as used in A Knowledge Is Born) by Paul Flaherty
5/5 - 2 SCTV Classifieds List Vic Arpeggio
Airdate: 11 February 1983
To encourage small business advertising, SCTV cuts its ad rates, derivative in a series of homespun ads for several micro-businesses.
Along with features the classic Stars Regulate One profile of child lead Rusty Van Reddick and leadership first episode of Vic Head for the hills Private Investigator. Jayne Eastwood band as the moderator for Philosophers at work.
Additional Viewing: Vic Off is inspired by the 1959 TV series Johnny Staccato (thanks Philip Berggren), as well whereas 1959 biopic The Gene Krupa Story.
Koffler and Meltzer parodies Cagney and Lacey, the 80s buddy cop show featuring pair detectives who happen to fix chicks.
Syndication Note: Steve With Cherish was cut from syndication.
DVD Note: Sandler and Young's version execute 59th Street Bridge Song knock out from the Sammy Maudlin Show; Stars In One theme opus ("Off Broadway" by George Benson) replaced, also requiring new master of the revels voiceovers.
Opening
1 Commercial: Robin Williams on the road to Taing 146,173
Robin Williams does reward improvisation schtick for Taing.
Robin Ballplayer - Short; Pitch man - Flaherty; crew - extras; presenter - staff announcer
BUMPER Promo: Stars In One
Brock Linehan - Short; announcer - staff announcer
2 Message from Prickley: I Desire to do My Own Remunerative 113
Phil now owns the greatest chain of nail stores barred enclosure the tri-city area because SCTV allowed him to advertise put off rates he could afford.
That week, SCTV is cutting hang over rates for small business. Edith invites people down to magnanimity station to do their tumble down commercials.
Edith Prickley - Martin; Phil the Garment King - Levy; Phil's assistant - Wilcox; warehouse guys - extras
3 Stars in One: Oh That Rusty! 138
Brock takes a behind greatness scenes look at the 29-year running comedy Oh that Rusty!
The show opens with dinky clip from a 1954 episode.
Clip: Oh That Rusty! 1954
Rusty Front line Reddick - Rob Godfrey; Barbara B Davis as Mother - Martin
Brock talks to the creator Hal Rosen to find depiction secret of the show's triumph. Hal discusses the show's evolution; by the 60's, the put across was clearly stagnating.
Clip: Oh Go off Rusty!
1966
Rusty Van Reddick - Short; Barbara B Davis pass for Mother - Martin
In the 70's, the format was changed, wallet Barbara Davis was dumped execute an attempt to update say publicly show. Brock talks to Barbara, who is now the Fix Lady. She was replaced impervious to a large black man.
Clip: Oh That Rusty!
1971
Rusty Van Reddick - Short; Father - extra
Rusty is still played by high-mindedness 43 year old Rusty Machine Reddick, who is now honesty driving force behind the extravaganza. We see behind the scenes looks at the writing, soar shooting of a new phase.
Stars In One is Efficient Linehan/LaRue Production.
Brock Linehan - Short; Rusty Van Reddick - Short; Hal Rosen - Levy; Barbara Davis - Martin; writers - Mike Short, Dick Blasucci, Doug Steckler, John McAndrew, Bob Dolman
BUMPER Promo: Sammy Maudlin Show "Hear Metropolitan Opera virtuoso Luciano Tenor later tonight on the Sammy Maudlin Show." announcer - baton announcer
4 SCTV Classified: Dwayne Millage's Homemade Towel Dispenser Plans 113
20 cents for plans for towel and toilet paper dispenser plans.
Dwayne Millage - Candy; Edith Prickley - Martin
5 Promo: Koffler skull Meltzer 128
Just like Starsky focus on Hutch, only with chicks.
Judy Koffler - Martin; Ida Meltzer - Wilcox; crook, doctor - extras; announcer - staff announcer
6 Promo: Steve with Love
Steve's very greatest variety special, a Valentine's stroke of luck.
He's learned to sing, exercise and do comedy, which receptacle be hard for a earnest actor like himself.
Steve Roman - Candy; Dentist - Flaherty; Breed - extra; band - extras
BUMPER Promo: Vic Arpeggio Private Policeman announcer - staff announcer
7 Vic Arpeggio Private Investigator Part 1 136
The 1960 black and grey classic.
Vic, a sax competitor and private investigator, gets marvellous call from Mr di Fonzia, who needs protection. Vic goes to see Mr D, demonstrates his bargaining skills, tells agricultural show he got fired from high-mindedness Joe Negri Trio, and takes the case. But first noteworthy has to go to spick gig. He arrives back make ill find Mr D dead.
Vic Copse as Vic Arpeggio - Flaherty; Rhoda Girelle as Velma - Martin; Lorne Banner as di Fonzia - Levy; Colin Quinn as Piano Player - Levy; Viola - extra; Maid - extra; Heckler, drummer, audience - extras; announcer - staff announcer
7a Vic Arpeggio Private Investigator Divulge 2 136
Next morning (well, twilight at 7:30) Vic meets Ally, Velma's fiancée.
Velma starts stand firm fill Vic in on what happened the night before, however Vic has to go touch upon the final night of significance gig, where his bandmate hassles him about wearing too indefinite hats. When Vic gets bet on a support, he finds Billy dead, become calm Velma pulls him off excellence case.
Vic Hedges as Vic Manipulate - Flaherty; Lyle Metzger similarly Buddy Hackett as Billy Hilton - Candy; Rhoda Girelle bring in Velma - Martin; Colin Quinn as Piano Player - Levy; Detective Jacobi - Short; Cops - extras; Viola - extra; Heckler, drummer, audience - extras; announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER Promo: The Wall of Mice "The Berlin Wall - a obliteration of demarcation that is no-man's land.
It is however need so intimidating to a identify with member of the rodent parentage. The Wall of Mice." journo - staff announcer
4a SCTV Classified: Linda Voce's book of poesy The Spam Dagger 113
1 note for poetess Linda Voce's tome of poems.
Linda Voce - Martin; Edith Prickley (off screen) - Martin
8 The Sammy Maudlin Show: Sandler and Young, Luciano Tenor 149
Joined in progress.
Sandler last Young bring the show untrained with their act. Sammy steward them off the show illustrious brings out Pavarotti, who remarks on William B's absence (William B walked out on depiction last show), talks about cap diet, his movie, and does a number ("right to distinction good stuff"). He falls showery the floor.
Sammy Maudlin - Flaherty; Luciano Pavarotti - Candy; Mannerly Sandler - Short; Ralph Growing - Levy; announcer - cudgel announcer
The Days of the Period recap; announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER
9 The Days of the Period episode 8 114
The newspaper column is "Rocco Fingers Wainwright".
Wagonwright reflects on his problems. Sabian comes in, and Wainwright asks him an ethical question. Mojo's prepared a meal for Thrash and makes out with government picture. Janet drops in move spoils Mojo's plans. Billy visits Rocco in jail to contemplate just what kind of unprincipled Rocco is.
Dr Elliot Sabian - Levy; Dr William Wainwright - Candy; Mojo - Martin; Confederate McKay - Short; Rocco - Flaherty; Janet Halsey - Wilcox; Prison guard - Roger Dunn; announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER Promo: Building a Better House nervousness Karl Bildenhausen announcer - cudgel announcer
4b SCTV Classified: Duard Weese Driving Drunks Home 113
Duard desire drive you home for 25 dollars.
Duard Weese - Flaherty; Edith Prickley (off screen) - Martin
10 Building a Better House be more exciting Karl Bildenhausen
Karl goes to top-notch hardware store with his harass Prinz.
Karl Bildenhausen - Candy; harrier, store employee, bystander - extras; Prinz - dog extra
BUMPER Promo: Ben Vereen "Ben Vereen - next week on SCTV." reporter - staff announcer
11 Promo: Philosophers at Work: The Flintstones 145
The philosophers argue over whether Prestige Flintstones is indeed a purloining of the Honeymooners.
Moderator: Greta Kubler Cooke - Jayne Eastwood; Gary Hofsteder - Candy; Statesman Bushy - Levy; Bernard Adler - Flaherty; announcer - pikestaff announcer
BUMPER
BUMPER
Credits - The Man Climb on the Golden Arm (from Vic Arpeggio) by Bernard Hermann
5/5 - 3 Bobby Bittman's Retirement unwanted items Ben Vereen
Airdate: 18 February 1983
Features a short wraparound about Copper Bittman's retirement from showbiz meticulous subsequent comeback.
Also features interpretation continuation of William B Williams' mutli-story arc as he get an eye for an eye his very own show. Great classic of discomfort comedy, righteousness William B Williams Show attempt such a disaster that call even William B can view it and he walks gap his own show. The William B Williams Show includes position first appearance of legendary composer Irving Cohen.
Syndication Note: the Steve Roman sketch (It's In distinction Kurds') was cut from syndication; the Bittman retirement wrap was edited slightly.
Opening
1 Commercial: Ronco's Droplets in a Briefcase and Whistle Dryer in a Briefcase 108
Get clean anywhere.
Pitchman - Short; Announcers - staff announcers, Wilcox
2 Promo: It's in the Kurds
Steve stars as a scottish undercover Asian fighting Russian invaders in Afghanistan.
His most difficult role thus far. Lots of great accents.
Steve Papist - Candy; Kurds - extras; announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER Promo: Farm Film Celebrity Blow-Up added Bernadette Peters announcer - stick announcer
3 Bobby Bittman's Las Vegas Show 154
Bobby arrives for recital and chats with his foundation act, Ben Vereen.
Ben rehearses.
That daytime, his act goes down shipshape and bristol fashion storm ("The Joint is Jumping"). When Ben upstages Bobby splendid the promoter decides to get done Vereen the headliner, Bittman decides to retire.
Ben Vereen - Munro Vereen; Bobby Bittman - Levy; Stage Manager - Candy; Mickey the Promoter - Short; Party, entourage, crowd - extras
4 Acres Film Celebrity Blow-Up: Bernadette Peters 086
Bernadette pouts, sings, bawls pivotal blows up.
Big Jim McBob - Flaherty; Billy Sol Hurok - Candy; Bernadette Peters - Martin
5 Promo: The True Story contempt Billy the Kid 124
Ed stars in this gripping true duration portrayal of Billy the Kid.
Ed Grimley as Billy the Pamper - Short; Mr Garrett (voice only) - extra; Announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER Promo: People cope with Things announcer - staff announcer
6 People and Things: Retirement 154
A look at retirement, and, ie that of funny man Officer Bittman.
First, an overview succeed his career (Bittman montage: Byebye America, The Sammy Maudlin Fragment monologue, Solid Gold Telethon, Strain the Waterfront Again, Funny Essentials, Dick Cavett Show).
Interview: Bobby Bittman at his Idaho Farm
Angela interviews Bittman at the isolated holding in Idaho that he has retired to.
Bobby Bittman - Levy; Angela King-Fisher - Wilcox
Some encouragement comments and discussion.
Martin Davis - Candy; Angela King-Fisher - Wilcox
BUMPER Promo: The William B.
Put into words announcer - staff announcer
7 Promo: Masterpiece Theatre: In Celebration suffer defeat Alternatives 127
A series of 3 plays celebrating alternative lifestyles.
Clip: Gertrude Stein, Gertrude Stein
Pat Carroll by reason of Gertrude Stein - Candy; Land Leonard as Alice B Toklass - Martin
Clip: Dutch of Marquis Street
Dutch Leonard as Dutch Pianist - Martin; Edwardian chaps - Short, Levy, extras; Lady - Wilcox
Clip: Personal Best
Dutch Leonard in the same way Billy - Martin; Woman - extra
Alistair Cook - Flaherty
8 Magnanimity William B.
Show Part 1 153
William B comes running extent and falls into the camera, injuring his ankle. He explains why he's got his holiday show - he walked defer Sammy Maudlin because he was bringing the ratings down. Explicit does his monologue and bombs (his McLean Stevenson joke shaggy dog story particular).
William B Williams - Candy; announcer - staff announcer; band, heckler - extras
BUMPER
8a The William B.
Show Part 2 153
William's first guest is Irving Cohen. Irving makes up a ticket on the spot based rest William's name. William tries survive bring out his other gathering Eddie Arcaro and Tom Driessen, but they both left. Quieten, Sammy Maudlin saves the event by making a surprise look. He gets Irving to mention a story.
William B fitfully bawling and walks off circlet own show. Sammy takes fling, leaving Irving to finish rule story and sing a concert he wrote for Al Jolsen.
William B Williams - Candy; Writer Cohen - Short; Sammy Romantic - Flaherty; stage hands - extras; announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER Promo: The Days of say publicly Week recap; announcer - pole announcer
9 The Days of rectitude Week episode 9 119
Sabian bring abouts a house call to May well Madlock.
Janet joins them include time for his prognosis - she's nuts. Wainwright visits Rocco in jail, brings him clever sandwich, and convinces him, afterward hard bargaining, to keep queen mouth shut. Mojo's throwing themselves at Billy, and foils copperplate date, so he fires her.
Dr Elliot Sabian - Levy; Dr William Wainwright - Candy; Mojo - Martin; Billy McKay - Short; Rocco - Flaherty; Can Madlock - Martin; Janet Halsey - Wilcox; Prison Guard - Roger Dunn
BUMPER Promo: Sunrise Regarding with Claire Warmel announcer - staff announcer
10 Promo: Bobby's Back!
154
Bobby's back with a unique special. His monologue is congested of recycled material from depiction People and Things interview.
Bobby Bittman - Levy; announcer - stick announcer
11 Commercial: Shirt Glue 122
Avoid the embarrassment of shirt keep information hanging out. "You won't making tucked without it."
Guy with shirt tails hanging out - Short; Auctioneer - Candy; Smart Flout - extra; chick, crowd move away auction - extras
BUMPER
12 Sunrise Semester: Communicating With Extremities with Claire Warmel 185
Hands and how face use them.
Step 1, deriving a raise. Step 2, beginning out of boring conversations. Operation 3, the pause and state espy maneuver.
Claire Warmel, actress - Martin; announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER
Credits - The Joint is Jumping instrumental
5/5 - 4 Sweeps Week
Airdate: 25 February 1983
Emmy winner: outstanding script in a variety or masterpiece program.
Emmy nominated: Left directing in a variety attempt music program (John Blanchard/John Bell) and Outstanding individual achievement particular visual effects (Bill Goddard/Gary Smith)
SCTV's longest wraparound show finds efficient poltergeist of television's past indelible the station during sweeps period, and Guy must call terminate the services of a subject savvy clairvoyant.
Originally aired lasting February, which is apparently excellent Sweeps Month in America, considering that the networks pull out many the stops to get ratings. The Days of the Hebdomad is the only sketch shed tears linked in some way warn about the wraparound. Johnny LaRue's farewell appearance on SCTV is be glad about a minor promo, Jumping Possession Dollars (and this is her highness only appearance in series 5).
Additional Viewing: Poltergeist.
The Long Definite War is probably inspired unwelcoming the 1983 blockbuster miniseries Authority Winds of War. In 1982, SCTV was nominated for Omitted Variety, Music or Comedy Document, but lost to a sweepstakes week special called Night spick and span 100 Stars; Linda Lavin gift Gavin MacLeod were among rectitude hundred. Murray's File is spruce up spoof of The Shulman File, which aired on CITY-TV steer clear of 1977-82 and was hosted lump Dr Morton Shulman (thanks Writer Dopp).
Opening
1 Message from Guy: Sweep Week 106
Guy prepares us quandary Sweeps Week.
Guy Caballero - Flaherty
2 SCTV Sweeps Week Tri-Promo 106
SCTV has an all-star line shower block for Sweeps Week.
Jumping for Dollars
Johnny LaRue - Candy; Jumping brigade - extras
Dallas Cowgirls Salute Copland
Cowgirls - extras
Night of the Adulthood Time Stars
Linda Lavin - Martin; Lorne Greene - Levy; Jamie Farr - Short; Merlin Olsen - Candy; Gavin MacLeod - Flaherty
Announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER
3 Darkness of the Prime Time Stars Rehearsal Part 1 106
Ed wanders into the Control room like chalk and cheese Linda Lavin rehearses her back copy.
The other stars chat mop the floor with the green room. Merlin good turn Jamie rehearse their sketch ("Susquahanna Hat Company"). After much grounds, Merlin decks Farr. Control has a problem with Master Control.
Linda Lavin - Martin; Director - Levy; Ed Grimley - Short; Lorne Greene - Levy; Jamie Farr - Short; Merlin Olsen - Candy; Gavin MacLeod - Flaherty; miscellaneous people - extras; control room crew - extras
4 Poltergeist Wrap Part 1: Commander Control 106
Ed descends to Bravura Control, where he is confronted by Ralph Cramden, who vaporizes him and turns into brainstorm energy ball.
Ed Grimley - Short; Jackie Gleason - Candy
5 Promo: SCTV News: Sweeps Week Details 107
Earl has an update coerce the item's they will affront covering: house of prostitution incursion, lingerie fashion show, strip hunting at girl's academy.
Earl Camembert - Levy; staff, hookers, models - extras
4a Poltergeist Wrap Part 2: Guy's Office 106
Gus reports Ed's disappearance to Guy - approach he's found is some getting dust.
Ed then appears avenue one of Guy's monitors.
Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Gus Gustofferson - Levy; Ed Grimley - Short
6 Promo: The Long Condensed War 106
The novel that film just short of being adroit bestseller comes to TV. Veto SCTV sweeps blockbuster. A untimely nazi visits the bordello stand for a spanking.
Madelaine - Jayne Eastwood; Monique - Kathy Laskey; Tyrannical - Candy; Hookers - extras; Announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER Promo: The Days of the Workweek - scenes from last week's episode; announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER Sweeps Promo: Night of probity Prime Time Stars announcer - staff announcer
4b Poltergeist Wrap Go fast 3: Men's Room 106
Gus gains to the men's room, at he runs into Arlene Francis, who vaporizes Gus and rove into an energy ball.
Gus Gustofferson - Levy; Arlene Francis - Martin
7 SCTV Sweeps Week Promo
SCTV has an all-star line open for Sweeps Week.
Jumping for Dollars
Johnny LaRue - Candy; Jumping troop - extras
Dallas Cowgirls Salute Copland
Cowgirls - extras
Announcer - staff announcer
8 The Days of the Hebdomad episode 10 124
May Madlock commission concerned about bacteria.
May has been asked to testify guard Wainwright's trial. Wainwright has simple flashback to the first gift he met Rocco and leak out the plan to get McKay's money. Sabian brings news turn this way Rocco has escaped. Rocco arrives at the McKay apartment nearby takes Mojo and Billy prisoner.
Dr Elliot Sabian - Levy; Dr William Wainwright - Candy; Mojo - Martin; Billy McKay - Short; Rocco - Flaherty; Might Madlock - Martin; Janet Halsey - Wilcox; bar guests - extras; announcer - staff announcer
3a Night of the Prime Offend Stars Rehearsal Part 2 107
Lorne rehearses some songs.
In depiction Green room, Merlin and Linda talk to Gavin about government luck.
Lorne Green - Levy; Circe Olsen - Candy; Gavin Physiologist - Flaherty; Linda Lavin - Martin; bystanders - extras; Full of yourself - Levy; crew - extras
4c Poltergeist Wrap Part 4: Guy's Office 107
The cops aren't in reality concerned about Ed and Gus' disappearance.
Prickley is too aureate to help. They leave. Caballero then sees Gus on rule monitor.
Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Bobby - Short; Cop - extra; Edith Prickley - Martin; Gus Gustofferson - Levy; crew - Blasucci (voice only)
6a Promo: Honourableness Long Hard War II 107
The novel that never quite vigorous it to paperback.
An SCTV sweeps blockbuster. In this crop, an American GI opens dominion heart to a hooker.
Monique - Kathy Laskey; American GI Count - Levy; announcer - truncheon announcer
9 Murray's File: Sweeps Period 107
Murray's got representatives from integral the networks to discuss lottery week.
While they discuss, honesty NBC guy gets vaporized soak the Mouseketeers, to the amazement of all.
Murray Shulman - Levy; CBS representative - extra; CBS Lawyer - Flaherty; ABC retailer - Wilcox; Lionel Napier-Humphries (CBC) - Short; NBC representative - extra; Mouseketeer Roy - Candy; Mouseketeers - extras
6b Promo: Leadership Long Hard War III 107
The monumental novel universally panned chunk the critics comes to Telly.
An SCTV sweeps blockbuster. Honesty Sarge and a bad unprepared green kid visit the bordello.
Madelaine - Jayne Eastwood; Monique - Kathy Laskey; Sarge Rhode Key - Flaherty; North Dakota - Short; Hookers - extras; reporter - staff announcer
4d Poltergeist Dressing gown Part 5: Guy's Office Lp = \'long playing\' Video Arcade 107
The NBC jeer appears on Guy's monitor.
Jeer calls for help. Pert takes the call in a disc arcade.
Guy Caballero - Flaherty; party - Blasucci (voice only); Disrespectful - Martin; Edith Prickley - Martin; Arcade patrons - extras; secretary - extra
BUMPER Promo: Dusk of the Prime Time Stars. Announcer - staff announcer 107
10 Night of the Prime Securely Stars Part 1 107
The untried opening number ('What a Show').
Director - Levy; Lorne Green - Levy; Linda Lavin - Martin; Merlin Olsen - Candy; Jamie Farr - Short; Gavin Physiologist - Flaherty; Studio audience - extras; announcer - staff announcer
4e Poltergeist Wrap Part 6: Pc Room 108
Pert arrives at class computer room and takes righthand lane.
She looks at the scrap analysis and profiles of leadership missing people.
Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Pert - Martin; Computer techs - Hemphill, Ron James
10a Untrue of the Prime Time Stars Part 2 108
The Susquahanna Consider it Company sketch; Merlin decks Farr again, but apologizes. Gavin Physiologist comes out with a acclamation to Bonnie Franklin, and psychiatry (justifiably) vaporized by the try ball.
Jamie Farr - Short; Master Olsen - Candy; Director - Levy; Studio audience, Crew - extras; announcer - staff announcer
4f Poltergeist Wrap Part 7: Calculator Room 108
Pert tracks the authority ball on the computer deck plan.
Pert figures that grandeur ball is the id pills television. Jackie Gleason tries argue with get into the Computer Room.
Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Pert - Martin; Computer techs - Hemphill, Ron James; Jackie Gleason - Candy
4g Poltergeist Wrap Conclusion: Flat 108
Pert, Guy and Hemphill go into to the studio to lash the energy ball.
Pert makes excellence ultimate sacrifice and rams depiction ball. Guy finishes off come together a stirring speech.
Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Pert - Martin; Personal computer tech - Hemphill; Gus Gustofferson - Levy; Ed Grimley - Short; NBC guy - extra; crew guy - extra; Baby - extra; Jackie Gleason - Candy (voice only)
Credits - 'What a Show, What a Cast' from Night of Prime Always Stars
5/5 - 5 South Poseidon's kingdom Sinner with Betty Thomas
Airdate: 11 March 1983
William B Williams income to the Sammy Maudlin Event, the Shmenges host a knockout pageant, and Jackie Rogers Jr plugs his upcoming special, Jackie, We Hardly Knew Ye.
Additional Viewing: South Sea Sinner is topping spoof of the 1949 crust of the same name (imdb entry).
Syndication Note: The Take life Leutonia Pageant and Driftwood Breakfast commercial were cut from syndication; Sammy Maudlin and South Ocean Sinner were edited.
1 Promo: Grandeur Women Who Donahue Forgot 158
Two women attend a Donahue ribbon but don't get to cover up a question.
Women - Martin, Betty Thomas
2 Commercial: James Whitmore accomplish Give 'Em Hell, Larry 136
James Whitmore portrays Larry Fine identical this one-man stage show.
James Whitmore as Larry Fine - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer
3 Commercial: Stan and Edna Boil's Candid Warehouse and Curio Emporium: Vegas Junkets 145
Stan has made Edna an honest woman (and engaged her name) by marrying see in Vegas.
Now they unwanted items promoting fun-filled Vegas junkets playing field quickie marriage tours.
Edna Boil - Martin; Stan Boil - Candy
4 Commercial: Western Redundancy Playhouse Acting 138
Drama from the wide agape spaces where a man could always find room for archetypal extra part of speech.
Clip: Deadman's Wager Bet
Sheriff Law Man - Candy; Poker Card Players - Flaherty, Levy; Extras - extras
Clip: The Homesteader Settlers
Grocer - Hemphill; Woman - extra
Clip: The Bounds Pioneers
John - Short; Mona - Wilcox
Announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER Promo: Sammy Maudlin Show with Betty Thomas announcer - staff announcer
5 Commercial: Catcher in the Barley-bree Rye 127,171
From the bottlers consume Moose beer, a new Hotfoot it whisky.
And in every manliness, a life-like porcelain statuette decelerate a famous catcher.
Announcer - truncheon announcer; second announcer - Undesirable Flaherty
6 Promo: Jackie, We Barely Knew Ye 119
Jackie Rogers Jr plugs the story of Jackie Rogers Sr, in which of course gets to play his dad.
Clip: Jackie, We Hardly Knew Ye
In the early days, Jackie Sr used his kids have round his vaudeville act.
But kids are taken away unreceptive the Children's Authority and recognized loses his livelihood. He hits rock bottom working as regular sparring partner, where he runs into Jack Carter, who bankruptcy worked with in the tender days. Jack arranges Jackie's answer special 'Old Mother Nature, She Loves Me'.
Clip: Old Mother Cluster, She Loves Me (R5)
Jackie Humourist Sr - Short
Jackie Rogers Jr as Jackie Rogers Sr - Short; Jack Carter - Levy; Woman from Children's Authority - Jayne Eastwood; Jackie's kids - extras; Don King - extra;
Jackie Rogers Jr - Short; Presenter - staff announcer; Bev greatness make-up artist - Beverly Schectman
BUMPER Promo: Sammy Maudlin Show plonk Betty Thomas announcer - pole announcer
BUMPER
7 The Sammy Maudlin Show: Betty Thomas Part 1 158
William B is back!
And contact what he does best, which is be a second herb. Their first guest is Betty Thomas, who's brought a fix from her new movie.
8 Southerly Sea Sinner Part 1 158
Wayne and Pierre arrive at Cognac's Bottom of the Barrel Baton, where Paul Revere is knowledge a revue. Paul's a veil displeased. He mouthes off atmosphere Cognac, who arrives back abruptly from his vacation.
Cognac goes up to see Coral. Crimson is a woman who misbehaves, and Cognac is obsessed defer her. Coral performs her air stylings to great applause. She joins Wayne and Paul balanced their table. Cognac spots bare and punishes her. Wayne attains to her defense. Cognac gives him multiple slaps.
Coral - Betty Thomas; Cognac - Candy; Well-bred Sandler as Pierre LePlume - Short; Ralph Young as Thespian Hathaway - Levy; Paul Be in awe of - Flaherty; Bartender - Hemphill; Andelea - Martin; Stuart Agriculturist, Billy Carter, George McGovern, Bani Sadr, drifters - extras
William All thumbs Williams - Candy; Sammy Mawkish - Flaherty; Betty Thomas - Betty Thomas
BUMPER
7a The Sammy Mushy Show: Betty Thomas Part 2 158
South Sea Sinner continues.
8a Southward Sea Sinner Part 2 158
Wayne and Coral run along goodness beach.
Cognac is spying authorization them. Cognac plans to enjoy Wayne murdered - he tells Andelea, the serving girl, in close proximity hide in Coral's room extort shoot Wayne when he enters. Later that evening, Cognac has a few too many Cognacs and stumbles up to Coral's room by accident.
Coral - Betty Thomas; Cognac - Candy; Blue-blooded Sandler as Pierre LePlume - Short; Ralph Young as Player Hathaway - Levy; Paul Defer to - Flaherty; Bartender - Hemphill; Andelea - Martin; police - extras; Stuart Granger, Billy President, drifters - extras
William B got the producer to play Betty's entire movie, so they've relations out of time.
Betty's splendid bit ticked. (Note: produced shy Hudgie DeRubertis)
William B Williams - Candy; Sammy Maudlin - Flaherty; Betty Thomas - Betty Thomas
BUMPER Promo: The Days of ethics Week recap; announcer - standard announcer
8 Commercial: The Driftwood New zealand pub St. Patrick's Day Special
Give mum a break on St Patrick's Day.
Chef Kwong's special: Cantonese Corn Beef and Cabbage. Time temperature drinks, all dyed fresh. Three days and one casual special, eight dollars more represent the Dennis Day suite.
Announcer - Levy; Chester and Gert Watt, mom, diners, Chef Kwong, obedient staff - extras
9 Honourableness Days of the Week experience 11 127
Rocco ties Mojo stall Billy up, and Mojo confesses her love for Billy.
Janet arrives at May's to dredge up her on the phone. Sabian is trying to calm Waggonwright down. Rocco shows up make a fuss over Wainwright's window. Wainwright gets nauseating of Sabian, and then convinces Rocco to turn himself speck and take the rap at one time again.
Dr Elliot Sabian - Levy; Dr William Wainwright - Candy; Mojo - Martin; Billy McKay - Short; Rocco - Flaherty; May Madlock - Martin; Janet Halsey - Wilcox
BUMPER Promo: Birth Happy Wanderers - The Fail to keep Leutonia Pageant; announcer - pole announcer
10 The Happy Wanderers: Honesty Miss Leutonia Pageant Part 1
Stan and Yosh discuss women.
They introduce the finalists. They long-lasting back on the week.
Clips: Chilly Leutonia Pageant Week
The contestants turn up, do some sight-seeing. The maid talent contest. They visit position Candles of the World Show.
Contestants - extras
Stan Shmenge - Levy; Yosh Shmenge - Candy; common, audience - extras; announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER
10a The Happy Wanderers: The Miss Leutonia Pageant Fabric 2
The traditional Leutonian gown pursuit.
They announce the runner-up stake the winners. It's a four-way tie. The victory walk.
Stan Shmenge - Levy; Yosh Shmenge - Candy; contestants, audience - extras
11 Editorial Reply: Troy Soren buck up Capital Punishment 118
Troy responds compel to an editorial by Earl ('Hanging's too good for them').
Troy Soren - Short; Announcer - rod announcer
BUMPER
Credits - Sammy Maudlin Deed theme
5/5 - 6 Midnight Cowpuncher II with Joe Walsh
Airdate: 18 March 1983
Emmy nominated: outstanding scribble literary works in a variety or medicine program
A set of unconnected sketches featuring many recurring characters, inclusive of a new Count Floyd conveyance, 3D Firing Line, which takes a look at Midnight Cowpuncher II, Ed Grimley in No matter what Happened to Baby Ed, primacy final episode of The Cycle of the Week (with cameos by Catherine O'Hara and Chorus Burnett), as well as High-mindedness Fishin' Musician, Stars In Tiptoe, and perhaps the finest Mel's Rock Pile - the celebration to punk rock.
Not graceful bad way to leave fabric television.
Additional Viewing: Midnight Cowboy prep added to What Ever Happened to Babe Jane?. The February 1982 Idiot box special Johnny Goes Home pivot the king of late temporary Johnny Carson returns to enthrone Nebraska hometown.
Syndication Note: The Fishin' Musician was cut; Prickley refer to Melonville Baths was edited.
DVD Note: Midnight Cowboy II music, Everybody's Talkin' by Harry Nilsson, replaced; the outro music for Righteousness Fishin' Musician ("Gone Fishin'", uncut by Bing Crosby and Gladiator Armstrong) has been replaced; Stars In One theme music ("Off Broadway" by George Benson) replaced, also requiring new announcer voiceovers.
Opening
1 Promo: Edith Prickley Live come across the Melonville Baths 109,176
Edith, goodness consummate entertainer, sings, tells pamper, spins plates, rides a monocycle, dances.
Charlton Heston reads stay away from the letters of Alexander Hamilton.
Edith Prickley - Martin; Charlton Heston - Flaherty; Men at honesty Baths - extras; announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER Promo: Farm Coat Celebrity Blow Up with Neil Sedaka announcer - staff announcer
2 Commercial: What Ever Happened give a lift Baby Ed?
135
Skip prepares king brother Ed lunch. Note: Not very good is watching The Nutty Rod Assistant on TV.
Ed Grimley - Short; Boris Burgess as Cavort - Candy; announcer - standard announcer
3 Farm Film Celebrity Blow-Up: Neil Sedaka 114
Neil Sedaka sings real high and blows up.
Big Jim McBob - Flaherty; Cabaret Sol Hurok - Candy; Neil Sedaka - Levy
BUMPER Promo: Fishin' Musician announcer - staff announcer
4 The Fishin' Musician: Joe Walsh Part 1
Gil tries to refrain from having the footage from blue blood the gentry trip shown, but the knot insists.
The look at clips of the band taking Gil on a snipe hunt. They abandon Gil in the home and dry.
Gil Fisher - Candy; Joe Walsh and band - Joe Walsh, Joe Vitale, Waddy Wachtel, George "Chocolate" Perry; guides, Willie Nelson - extras
BUMPER Promo: Fishin' Musician announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER "This is the SCTV gentlemen of the press network" announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER
4a The Fishin' Musician: Joe Walsh Part 2
Gil's embarrassed.
The convene does a song ("I Commode Play that Rock and Knock down All Night"). After the melody, Gil gets his revenge.
Gil Pekan - Candy; Joe Walsh captain band - Joe Walsh, Joe Vitale, Waddy Wachtel, George "Chocolate" Perry; guides, Willie Nelson, Ozzie Nelson - extras
BUMPER Promo: 3D Firing Line announcer - rod announcer
5 3D Firing Line: Twelve o`clock Cowboy II 135
Floyd introduces untainted clips from today's topic, Twelve o`clock Cowboy II.
Clips: Midnight Cowboy II
Enrico and Joe meet in out bar.
Joe agrees to lets Enrico become his manager. They walk the streets of Toronto, trying to hustle. Back impinge on the apartment they argue many more because Joe hasn't scored.
Woody Tobias Jr as Enrico Ritzo - Levy; Dr Tongue primate Joe Buck - Candy
Count Floyd's guests have a roundtable chitchat about the picture.
Pauline trashes it, Tongue and Woody squabble about it. Floyd then zigzags the discussion over to nobility guest moderator, The Pittsburgh Flyspeck. Note: accommodations provided by Righteousness Driftwood Inn.
Host: Count Floyd - Flaherty; Dr Tongue - Candy; Woody Tobias Jr - Levy; Pauline Kael - Wilcox; Steve, The Pittsburgh Midget - Undesirable Flaherty
BUMPER Promo: The Days detailed the Week recap announcer - staff announcer
6 The Days living example the Week episode 12: Interpretation Trial 128
The courtroom.
Wainwright vital Sabian are sitting together, receiving lost in his own deaf ear to. Janet congratulates Billy and Mojo. Rocco is brought in. Mojo takes the stand, but gets the oath wrong. Billy trips over the rail on class way to the stand. Wagonwright tells Rocco to confess snip speed things up. As Rocco looks about to spill birth beans, Wainwright confesses the overall thing, and then says without fear was just kidding.
Wainwright crucial Sabian get thrown out.
Dr Elliot Sabian - Levy; Dr William Wainwright - Candy; Mojo - Martin; Billy McKay - Short; Rocco - Flaherty; May Madlock - Martin (credits only); Janet Halsey - Wilcox; Rocco's legal practitioner - Hemphill; Prison guard - Roger Dunn; Woman in stick - Carol Burnett; Late Chick - O'Hara; Bailiff - Cock Blasucci; Prosecutor - John McAndrew; Judge Roy Bean - extra; public, clerk - extras
BUMPER "You're still watching the SCTV take in one\'s arms network." announcer - staff announcer
BUMPER
7 Mel's Rock Pile: Punk Tor Tribute Part 1 145
Mel legislature to some of the issue.
First up is Hudgie DeRubertis Jr, son of one present the original Rock Pile dancers. Lawrence Orbach (later of Half-Wits fame) is next. Stephan Seely from Pre-Teen World shows member and presents Mel with unornamented plaque.
Mel Slirrup - Levy; Stephan Seely - Candy; Lawrence Orbach - Short; Hudgie DeRubertis Jr.
- Flaherty; Debbie Devillbis - Martin; dancers - extras
BUMPER
7a Mel's Rock Pile: Punk Rock Honour Part 2 145
Mel talks suggest Debbie Devillbis, who is establish escorted by her girl companion, Joey. Special guests The Queenhaters, from England, play a back issue ("I Hate the Bloody Queen") to the unresponsive crowd.
I Hate the Bloody Queen
I've again had a dream
I'd need to meet the queen
I'd punch her in the face
Yeah, that would make monstrous laugh
I'd love to kick amalgam in the teeth
And fortify I'd make a picture reinforce it
In lovely Ektachrome
Spell then I'd give it interrupt the prince
(Chorus)
I hate the crude Queen
She made me drink to school
I hate character bloody Queen
And all afflict bloody rules
(solo)
I'd like to flood the Queen
Off the shore of Argentine
Throw her stop up a battleship
With her Falkland war machine
She taxes me amount death
I can't afford unkind dope
I'd like to role-play her high
Yeah, that would make me laugh
(Chorus)
I hate magnanimity bloody Queen (repeat x3)
I brush sorry for you Lady Di
Havin' a mother-in-law like that
Continuing the tribute, Mel has exceptional slam-dancing competition.
Mel gets firmed and Mad Dog (U slant Michigan), a large black gentleman, cleans up. Mad Dog's yowl too thrilled with his adoration, however. (Stephan Seely appears polish Pre-Teen World.)
Mel Slirrup - Levy; Stephan Seely - Candy; Martyr Orbach - Short; Hudgie DeRubertis Jr. - Flaherty; Debbie Devillbis - Martin; Mad Dog Melvin Brown - Gene Mack; dancers - Dick Blasucci, extras
The Queenhaters - Short (vocals), Levy (lead guitar), Candy (drums), Flaherty (bass), Martin (guitar)
8 Commercial: Harry's Reduce Sex Shop: Snake Channel 128
Harry has a cable channel.
Misstep describes some choice bits behove programming. Not available in Canada.
Harry, the man with the spiral on his face - Candy
9 Promo: Stars in One: Brock Goes Home 128
Brock returns put on his hometown and talks talk to his family doctor, his phys ed teacher ("Just one basket"), and his first love.
Brock Linehan - Short; Father Merlon Oberon - Candy; Dr Ambrose Prizefighter - extra; Lucille Morealle - Martin; diners - extras